Let's just merge with Barca. With the latest players to be linked with a move from Arsenal to the Camp Nousance, why don't we just become their new B team but in the premiership? We could be called 'B' Arsen Loner. Then when RVP or AA or GC or CF have a good game, they can just get flown to Spain to train/play/sing with the A team.
This way, all the papers, TV channels and stupid blogs like mine can all go fuck ourselves in some coffee stained, b/o stenched, whiskey and vindaloo sting-ringing, pencil shaving hack dandruff and mouldy crumb keyboard infested makeshift meta-bed. An orgy of mindless and spineless "I told you so" cock stabbing, designed to vindicate all, and at the same time render each fuck buddy unemployed in an orgasm of euphoric self-affirmation gorging each other's ability to predict the bleeding meaningless and pathetically obvious.
We could place the Emirates so smoothly on top of Camp Nou like some two tier wedding cake of cunts.
Would that solve the fucking problem? Take the money out of the media and you might be afflicted with the horrid condition of Honesty and Boredom. Fancy that!!!? Then what?
Fuckers.
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